We'll Do Anything (With Clothes On) by Pengi
Story Notes:
We're seriously asking for feedback and reader responses in this story! Consider it a "make your own adventure", like those sweet books that're like "TURN TO PAGE 35 IF YOU WANT AJ TO MAKE OUT WITH A LLAMA..." only all you have to do is review us with suggestions! The whackier the better. I mean c'mon, who DOESN'T wanna see AJ make out with a llama? (No, seriously. Nick REALLY wants to see it!) So hit us with your best shots - the stuff you think we could never make the Boy do! We're looking forward to your suggestions!


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Introduction Video by Pengi
NEW VIDEO FROM THE BACKSTREET BOYS

Nick and AJ were crowded around Nick’s webcam, peering into the screen. AJ’s eyebrows raised, his head moving around in small circles like a gnat buzzing in Nick’s ear. Nick was grinning devilishly. He reached up and tapped the webcam, “Okay, is this thing on?”

“Yeah, it looks it,” AJ answered, pointing at the fan chat as it started going nuts with responses.

“Hey guys!” Nick waved enthusiastically.

“Yo everybody! All you fine ladies…” AJ grinned.

“We’re here to tell you about this really sweet new feature we’re gonna be putting onto the Backstreet Boys official online fan club,” Nick explained.

AJ glanced over his shoulder at the hotel room door. “But shhh, guys, it’s a secret.” He held one finger up over his mouth.

Nick looked at AJ and laughed. “You’ve always been crap at keeping secrets, dude.”

“It’s my one downfall!” AJ said, shrugging and palming up his hands, which were tipped with black nail polish.

“So here’s our thing,” Nick said, “We’re gonna ask you –“ he pointed directly into the camera, so close his fingerprint was visible, “- to tell us what to do.” He pointed between him and AJ.

“Yeah,” AJ said, nodding eagerly, rubbing his hands together. “We’ll do anything.”

“With clothes on,” Nick stipulated.

“And not – like – you know, to each other or anything.” AJ looked at Nick with a raised eyebrow. “I mean I like you, Carter, but not like that or nothing.”

Nick laughed. “So c’mon ya’ll. It’s like truth or dare, only we don’t gotta tell any secrets.”

“Except this one,” AJ said.

Nick snorted, “You tell secrets all the time, dawg.”

“So do you,” AJ answered. “So c’mon. Give us your best dares. We’re serious, anything. Anything at all.”

They waited. The chatroom was going completely insane. Idea after idea poured onto the screen as the fans fingers flew over their keyboards. An opportunity to make the Backstreet Boys do ANYTHING they wanted them to do? They were only lamenting that Nick had gotten that stipulation in there before they’d gotten the words typed!

AJ pointed to the screen, “Okay, okay, we’ve got some live ones here,” he said, scanning the words.

Nick snorted, “Wow, KatieLovesBrian22, that’s an interesting one. Isn’t that an interesting one, J?” Nick nudged AJ.

AJ laughed, “I am NOT making out with a llama on the first video. C’mon people, save the llama loving until at least the third or fourth one will ya?!”

Nick laughed, and started quietly singing the llama song. “Here’s a llama, there’s a llama…”

AJ looked at Nick, then back to the screen as Nick got up and started to jig a little bit behind AJ. AJ centered himself in the screen. “Like we said, BrendaW, we’re gonna keep it with our clothes on… but that would be interesting to try. Hey Nick, you ever tried cracking an egg with your ass cheeks?”

Nick stopped jigging, “With my ass cheeks? An egg? What? No, course not. Who the hell uses their ass cheeks to crack an egg?”

AJ snorted, “BrendaW wanted to see you do it.”

“BrendaW just wanted to see my ass cheeks.”

“Well then if that’s the case… Brenda, get the DVD we did for Never Gone and watch the Making of Incomlete…”

Nick hit the back of AJ’s head, “Don’t PURPOSELY tell them about that.”

“Like there’s a fan remaining on the net that hasn’t seen your moonshine, Carter.” AJ rolled his eyes and turned back to the screen as Nick returned to his jigging and llama songing.

“Aha,” AJ pointed at the screen, “Here we go, Nick. This one we can do.”

Nick scurried over and leaned over the back of the chair. He started giggling. “Really? You wanna do that?” he looked at AJ’s head.

AJ shrugged, “It’s better than seeing you crack an egg with your ass.”

Nick laughed, “Okay, so let’s go get the supplies. Ladies… we’ll back to you with our video real soon. Keep checking back on mine and AJ’s official YouTube channel – NickAJDareUs – and we’ll see you in a couple days on ‘we’ll do anything with our clothes on’!”

AJ waved to the camera, while Nick reached up to turn it off. “Now the question is,” he was saying as Nick flipped the switch, “How the hell are we gonna get Howie to sit still while we duck tape him to the wall?”

“I dunno,” Nick answered, just as the camera cut out.


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