A Little Blond by Anita

*for Rachel*

"Everything Thursday I take pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich and today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? ITS FISH! IF I GAVE PUDGE TUNA I'D BE AN ABOMINATION! I'M LATE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO TO THE STORE BEACAUSE ALL WE HAVE IS IS STINKIN TUNA!"

Nick Carter sat on the couch of his house watching Lilo and Stitch, one of his favorite movies. He happily said the lines of the movie as they were being said on his tv. Once he finished one of his favorite lines he smiled happily. His phone then rang.

"Hello?" He answered.

"Hey Nick what's up?" His best friend Brian asked.

"Nothing just watching Lilo." He said smugly.

"Can't you watch another movie?" Brian asked thinking his friend must have seen that one a million times. There was a pause then Nick answered.

"Well, ok. I'll get another movie."

Brian heard some shuffling and then his friend pop in a tape. Nick began to saw the lines to the movie he put in.

No eating here tonight no no no eating here tonight you're on a diet, you're on a diet.

"Come on man I hate that line!" Brian complained.

Nick laughed.

"Just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming swimming, hello little squishy." Nick sang and said.

"Nick man grow up!" Brian groaned. "Why can't you watch porn like normal guy?"

"OH! Believe me I do!" Nick snickered.

"Well whatever Nick, we still on for later?"

"Yup, see you after lunch."

They got off the phone and Nick realized that he was hungry. He went into the kitchen and looked around. He had no idea what to eat. He looked at his table he had so many choices! Glazed doughnuts, chocolate doughnuts, creme filled doughnuts, jelly filled ones, ones with sprinkles. He shrugged and loaded a plate with one of each and got a glass of milk. He went and sat on the couch again and bit into a yummy doughnut.

"Mmmmm." He sighed closing his eyes.

"There is nothing I love more in this world besides doughnuts! Oh so so good." He chewed his doughnut. He swallowed and let out a content sigh.

He soon finished off his plate of doughnuts and brushed the crumbs off on his pants. It was almost time to meet Brian. He left his brother a note.

Hey aer hed. went with brian to play some bal. C U l8ter! Nck!

He walked out the door satisfied with his note. He met up with Brian.

"Ready for me to beat your ass?"

Brian laughed at him.

"You wish Carter, you wish."

They played hard and heavy all day and by the time they gave up playing, it was a tie.

"Dang bro you have gotten better."

Nick shrugged.

"I'm hungry lets eat!"

"Sorry bro, gonna meet my girl for dinner." Brian said grinning like a fool.

"Fine!" Nick grumbled. He bought a box of doughnuts to eat on the way home.

Nick was so invovled with his doughnuts that he walked right past his house and would have continued walking if Aaron wouldn't have called out to him to get his attention. Nick grinned sheepishly.

Nick greeted his brother and went up to shower. He was ready to crash and wait for a whole new day tomorrow.

The Doughnuts Are Coming! by Anita

*Second story in the doughnut series*



Nick Carter tossed and turned in his bed. It was 1 am and he was lost in his own dream land.

Nick ran down the road to the doughnut shop. He had to get some of his beloved doughnuts for breakfast or he would have a bad day. Nick ran faster and faster but the faster he ran, the further away the doughnut shop seemed to be. He panted frantically as he ran.

"Come on come on Nick get to the doughnuts, you can do it man come on!" He urged himself on.

He turned the corner and skidded to a breathless stop. There in front of him were standing several large man eating doughnuts. He let out a scream of terror and turned and ran in the other direction.

"Nick, Nick, hear us fall into our trap!" A jelly filled doughnut cried.

Nick trembled in fear. A doughnut was talking to him! He ran into the park near his home and hid under a bush.

"Nick eat me eat me eat me!" A tiny voice called.

Nick looked down and saw a small glazed doughnut at his feet. He screamed and jumped up and ran. He saw his brother outside of his house and ran up to him.

"Aaron! Bro! You need to help me these doughnuts are chasing me begging me to eat them and they they are alive!" Nick spoke frantically to Aarons back.

Aaron turned around and faced Nick.

"Wanna doughnut buddie?" Aaron asked grinned.

Nicks jaw dropped Aarons face was a big doughnut! He took off running again screaming down the street.

"Someone help me, the doughnuts are coming the doughnuts are coming everyone one and hide." He waved his arms frantically as he screamed running down the streets.

All the people he saw though were doughnuts, the further he ran the more terrified he got.

He ran into a dark ally and was trapped by a high brick wall. He heard steps behind him. He turned and he saw his doughnut faced brother leading a group of doughnuts to him.

"Eat me eat me." They all cried.

Nick opened his mouth and strated screaming over and over again.

Sitting up quickly in his bed Nick clutched his blankets panting. Man what a dream he thought nervously.

He swung his legs over the edge of the bed and stode downstairs in his bare feet and boxes and walked downstairs. He yawned and rubbed his eyes tiredly. He scratched his stomach as he entered the kitchen.

"Hey airhead whats for breakfast?"

Aaron turned around holding a plate.

"Doughnuts, your favorite food!" Aaron said brightly.

Nick paled and ran out of the room.