Howie: “Can I borrow someone’s tooth brush?”
Nick: “What?”
Brian: “Did you forget yours again?”
Howie: “Please?”
AJ: “Have you lost your marbles?”
Howie: “Um…what marbles have a toothbrush?”
Nick: “Do we need to stop so you can buy a toothbrush?”
Howie: “Can I borrow someone’s toothbrush?”
Brian: “Is he acting abnormally weird?”
AJ: “Why do you need someone else’s toothbrush, D?”
Nick: “Why would you want to borrow one? Does anyone else think that’s gross?”
Howie: “Please?”
Nick: “Can you wait until we get to the hotel and see if they have one?”
Howie: “Can I borrow someone’s tooth brush?”
Brian: “Is it just me or is he repeating himself?”
Nick: “Howie? Can’t you just wait?”
Howie: “Who’s toothbrush is in my pocket?”
AJ: “Is anyone else a bit wierded out?”
Nick: “Why would he have a toothbrush in his pocket?”
Howie: “Can you show me the blue one?”
Brian: “The blue what?”
Howie: “Is the red one cheaper?”
Nick: “Cheaper than what?”
AJ: “What red thing is he talking about? I don’t see anything red, do you?”
Howie: “How old is that balloon?”
AJ: “What the…?”
Howie: “Who put my toothbrush in the sock?”
Nick: “Sock?”
Brian: “Who would have thought Howie would snap like this?”
AJ: “Is there a doctor we can take him to?”
Nick: “Has he taken his medication?”
Howie: “Why are there purple screwdrivers attacking Kevin?”
Brian: “Kevin isn’t here…is he?”
Howie: “Does your poodle dance?”
Nick: “Do we even KNOW anyone who has a poodle?”
AJ: “Does anyone else think that Howie needs mental help?”
Howie: “Can I borrow someone’s tooth brush?”
AJ: “So now we are back to the toothbrush thing?”
Howie: “Does the poodle come with a toothbrush?”
Brian: “What is with you and toothbrushes, Howie?”
AJ: “Are we close to landing?”
Nick: “Is there a psycho therapist on board the plane?”
Howie: “Would you care for a beverage and a toothbrush?”
Nick: “Is it okay to feel worried right now?”
Brian: “How can you NOT feel worried right now?”
Howie: “Can I borrow someone’s tooth brush, please?”
Brian: “Um…Miss…how long until we land?”
Stewardess: “Could you please save your questions until after we land?”
AJ: “That was helpful, don’t you think?”
Brian: “Why are the stewardesses always so odd?”
AJ: “Do you think you would be any better after a day of walking around a plane in heels?”
Nick: “Who even invented those stupid things?”
AJ: “Aren’t they supposed to make the woman’s legs look longer and her butt smaller?”
Nick: “I think they are retarded, don’t you? I mean especially for our girlfriends, how can they keep up with us when we are running from fans if they are wearing those stupid things?”
Brian: “Have you noticed that Nick makes a lot more sense now then when he was younger?”
Nick: “Isn’t that part of growing up?”
Howie: “Who stole my poodle’s toothbrush?”
Nick: “DID he take his medication?”
AJ: “Did he get a poodle?”
Howie: “Care for a sniff of my toothbrush?”
Brian: “Uum?”
Howie: “Did my poodle go doo on your shoe?”
Nick: “Did he just ask if…?”
AJ: “Did he say’doo’?”
Howie: “Do you want help cleaning the poodle doo on that shoe? Should I use your toothbrush?”
Nick: “Does anyone know if he took his pill?”
AJ: “Can he get any weirder?”
Howie: “If a poodle’s poo was on your shoe what would you do to remove the poo from said shoe?”
Brian: “Say what?”
Nick: “Who let Dr. Suess out?”
Howie: “Whose poodle poo is on your shoe? Did you flush the toothbrush while in a rush? Could the poodle’s poo be flushed along with the toothbrush?”
AJ: “Uh…what would one say to that?”
Nick: “Is it even worth a response?”
Brian: “Seriously, what has gotten into you Howie?”
Stewardess: “Could you please keep it down? Didn’t you notice that the light went out almost two hours ago?”
Howie: “Care for some poodle poo?”
Stewardess: “EXCUSE ME?”
Brian: “Could you please ignore him?”
Nick: “Doesn’t he seem a little off his rocker?”
Stewardess: “Is he okay?”
AJ: “Does it sound like it?”
Howie: “Why would you use toothpaste if you already have poodle poo on the toothbrush?”
Brian: “Is he trying to be gross?”
Nick: “Since when do YOU act like this, Howie?”
AJ: “Aren’t you supposed to be a role model or some stupid crap?”
Brian: “Did you have to say ‘crap’?”
Howie: “Whose moo shoo poodle poo is on you, my shoe?”
Nick: “Again, do either of you know if he took his pill?”
AJ: “Is he on birth control?”
Howie: “Did you screw poodle poo?”
Stewardess: “Will you all please fasten your seat belts and prepare for landing?”
Howie: “Huh? What?”
AJ: “Howie?”
Howie: “Hey AJ, are we landing?”
Nick: “Do you own a poodle?”
Howie: “A poodle? No, why?”
Brian: “Did you remember your toothbrush?”
Howie: “Do you think my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder would have let me forget?”
Nick: “How do you feel about poodle poo on your shoe?”
Howie: “O MY GOSH, DID I STEP IN SOME?”
AJ: “You cannot seriously be telling me that he was, sleeping, the whole time?”
Howie: “Who was?”
Nick: “Do you have another personality that we should know about? Perhaps, one that likes to rhyme?”
Howie: “What are you guys talking about?”
Brian: “ Did you know that…
Brian, AJ, and Nick: “…you talk in your sleep?”