Nick: What the hell is a Zimbabwe?
AJ: Zimbabwe, Nick, is a place next to Jamaica.
Brian: Zimbabwe is nowhere near Jamaica AJ.
AJ: Well hell, I didn't flunk geography for nothing!!
Howie: Zimbabwe is actually in South Africa.
Nick: Yeah... South Africa you dildo!!
*the phone rings and Brian answers*
Brian: Yello
*Brian nods and starts laughing as he hangs up*
Brian: That was Kev....he said to tell Howie that Zimbabwe actually is north of South Africa and borders it... he also said Nick should have called you a dildo, Howie!
Howie: *mutters* Curse you wikipedia.
~*~*~*~*~*~
*Nick and Howie mysteriously end up in Zimbabwe*
Howie: *wakes up to find himself in a tight, dark place* Ugh... where am I?!
Nick: *humming a song to himself, all the while carelessly stabbing holes into the suitcase* Lalalala... breathe my little wee butterfly, breathe...
Howie:............
Nick: BREATHE BUTTERFLY!! Feel the air!! Fill your lungs with the sweet nectar of life-giving oxygen!!!! *stabs the bag repeatedly*
Howie: Um.. you.. you do.. know..that.. that I'm not.. really.. a ... butterfly... right, Nick?
Nick: (blank face)