CAST:
Romeo (Romy): Nick
Juliet (Jay-Jay): Dee
Benvolio (Benny): Justin
Mercutio (Cutie): A.J.
Tybalt (Big T.): Kevin
Friar Littrell: Brian
Paris: Howie
Mariah: Krissie
Chorus: Yo yo yo! Dis da C-H-O to da R-U-S, boyyee! Nah, we finna rap a taste about dis here story. This ain't gon' be laid down to you all Olde Ainglish or whateva. Dis gon' be real talk, ya feel meh? I say, do ya dig? 'Ight den. Nah, dis shit gon' be about two peoples that love each otha a lot, right? But, you see? They parents don't see eye to eye, so they fight a lot. Crazy shit, huh?
(One of the chorus members scan over the actual beginning line of Romeo and Juliet.)
Chorus Member 2: 'Ey, yo! Two Star Cross'd Lovers? The fuck is that?
Chorus Member 1: Dude, I don't know, shit...dat's why I say 'two people that love each otha a lot...a WHOLE lot! Got murried at 14 and urry'thang, and--
Chorus Member 3: Shut up, foo'! You gon' mess it up fo' urry'body, man.
Chorus Member 1: Dag, my bad. So, anyway, we gon' start this shit up right, ya dig? 'Ight.
Story Notes:
This story was actually written by KevinsChickadee as a joke, she was watching the R&J version with Leo in it and she came up with this. Pretty freaking funny! :-P
