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Death #37: Nik Carter Dies a Death

The Backstreet Boys were on tour. Fans were screaming in the stands. They loved the Backstreet Boys. Who didn’t? They were the bestest band of all time. They should’ve won a Grammy by now. Not that stupid Justin timberlake.

Anyway, they were sining I’ll Be The One when suddenly ninjas popped onto the stage! They had grabbed one of the fans and screamed, “We’ll kill this teenybopper if you ever sing I Want It That Way again! There is only so many times we can here that song!”

Nick was also skilled in the ways of the ninja. Much to the other Backstreet Boys’ surprise and the fans surprise, he did a flip onto the walkway and freed the fan from the ninjas. There were so many of them! But he fought valantly bravely. One by one the ninjas were fallen. Only two left. Nick fought the one, but the other was about to stick a sword through the fan.

“No!” he cried. He threw himself in front of her, saving her life, and simutaneously knocked out the ninja. But he couldn’t do all this before the ninjas sword went through him. He fell to the ground, dead. The fan wept over him. The fans in the crowds wept at his bravery. The other Backstreet Boys cried and remarked on how brave he was. Everyone in the world would here about his heroic saving of the fan. His eyes closed one final time...

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There, Nick thought. He’d killed Nick Carter, like the instructions said. This seemed like a weird form of suicide. And finally he had a death where he came off as a hero instead of simply looking stupid. Who could get killed by a grape? Did the fans think he was that ignorant? It took him a few tries to sound out “ignorant” in his head.

Now he only had to wait until they added him to Round Robin. Several hours passed, but he realized he was in when he had 2,532 e-mails containing feedback notifications. Excited, he checked over the comments on his own chapter.

Reviewer RokofAges75 Date: 08/11/11 11:20 AM

Title: Death #37 Nik Carter Dies a Death

Just fyi... you should probably edit your chapter before you post. You also spelled Nick Carter wrong in the title.

Nick had two other comments. One of them encouraged him to use spell check. The other attempted to be nice, but Nick could tell it wasn’t genuine. He’d thought his chapter was great! It was just fan fiction. Couldn’t anyone write it?

It didn’t matter. His plan was never to leave the chapter up for fans to read. He logged into Absolute Chaos using his log-in that ensured him anonymity: IAmNotNick. With an evil laugh, he deleted 1,000 Ways to Kill Nick Carter.

There! That’ll teach them to kill me repeatedly! He grinned wickedly. Never again would the pen and paper version of himself meet an untimely end. With a renewed vigor for life, Nick watched some TV and made a snack.

Awhile later he returned to his computer and was horrified with what he saw. They reposted it? Nick hadn’t thought about this possibility. They’d saved those chapters where they’d mutilated his body? What kinds of fans were they!

And a new chapter had been posted. Once again, he felt shame for the name of Nick Carter. The horrifying deaths would continue, no matter what he did. This one was possibly even more humiliating than the grape. He read through and got to the last time. Nick Carter slipped on the banana peel and died.

Talk about embarrassing.

Chapter End Notes:
Oh Nick. I kid because I love. Also a special thanks to our favorite grammar nazi who is hopefully ok with her cameo in this chapter. :) (If not, I can edit you out!).