5/25/12

 "Till you top the superbowl, put your mouth on lock." Nelly rapped on the radio to his hit song, "#1". "I'm awake." he spoke. As Kevin and I cleaned the dishes. Kristen came in, "Kevin, I need you to help with Mason and make him stop making a mess." She exclaimed. "Stop playing those "Nelly" CDs, he already is considered the most confused kid in his class." She finished explaining, he put the dish he was drying back in the side I was cleaning. "Nick, give me a minute." Kevin said.

  "He thinks Fish burns in the kitchen and beans are made on a grill." She continued. Quoting from Nelly's another TRL hit, "Batter Up".

  "Oh, hi." Kelly said, as she hit on me again, in a simple hip open cut green dress to match her pretty green eyes and recently smaller figure. "You know, I think your so cute." She flirted.  I was about to flirt with her, then remembered she pulled a Williow and casted a worse memory spell on us than anyone ever has on the group, even Jessica was affected by it and some of the supernatural didn't affect her, because she had been dead, paid her debt to God for being a witch and then came back. "No, Kelly." I said. She stared at me with that sad puppy stare. "Why?" She asked, almost begging.

 "Because I am ENGAGED AND SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!" I explained passionately angry about her advances.

 Then, she said, something, "αμαρτίες πτa4;ση κατά τη γνa4;μη μου αυτές και οι συμβάσεις." In Greek. Which means "Sins fall for my curses and are contracts." Then it occured to me, she might really be a witch after BSB or after Jessica for something in our pasts. Then she grabbed Kevin who had just got done helping Kristen teaching their son some stuff, and turning off his Nelly CDs.

 "Εγa4; είναι ήδη μεγάλη, και είστε ήδη μάταια, έχετε κάνει τa2;σα πολλά στραβά, ήδη ahhh, τον πa2;νο. Πτa4;ση για τον Νικ και τα κορίτσια του Brian, καθιστοa3;ν ξεδιπλa4;νω, η αγάπη είναι ένα αστείο για να σας, έτσι δεν μπορείτε να μιλήσετε με τη γυναίκα και το γιο σας, ή τους αρσενικοa3;ς φίλους πια." Kelly said and hit and kissed Kevin on the lips.  It means, "Ego is already big, and you are already vain, you have done so much wrong already, ahhh, the pain. Fall for Nick and Brian's girls, make it unfurl, love is a joke to you, so you can't speak to your wife and son, or male friends anymore." his eyes lit up with a red flash, then turned oxyn black.  "Kevin you ok?" I asked him. He acted like he couldn't even see or hear me, he didn't even speak to me. "Kelly, where did Nick go?" he asked.

 "I don't know," she said, "I think he went upstairs." Kelly continued. Jessica came in, right through the door. "Kevin can't see or hear me or speak to me and I don't know what happened?" Nick asked me. "She IS A WITCH." I whispered in her ears. He walked right into Brian. "Oh my! There is a ghost!" he cried, freaking out. "A ghost!" he said. Brian hugged him trying to calm him down and get control.

  I decided to let Kelly, think she won this round, by flirting with her a bit and then a bit later, if only to make her think I cared enough, she was so out of here. "So Nick, believe me, don't you?" She flirted. "I am still very curious about last time," I pretended to care. "With Howie and Aaron and that whole debocale Kelly?" I asked. "Well, you see my family were Greek gypsy witches, but they tried to become something, you named it, we tried it. So my grandma taught me spells and sayings like that one." Kelly told me. "There just for fun." She lied with a sinister sociopathic smirk. I thought, 'The one with the greek word for "Unfurl" that you just used on Kevin, I hated to see what she had done to his personal life.

  Then he started hitting on every single woman but Kelly in there, and he acted like he wanted Leighanne or something. I thought 'What is wrong with you Kevin?' I thought,'You'll loose Kris, if you don't stop.'I thought with a long, sad, sigh. Kelly, kept acting like she had just sung the Greece National Anthem to me or something with those lies.

  "Kevin, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" Kristen was shouting. Kevin was crying non-stop for 3 hours. Anymore, he wouldn't have any tears left. "KRISTEN, I LOVE YOU." Kevin said, I guess the spell had a hole in it.  Then I saw Brian and Jessica standing together.

  Jessica came up to me, "Well, I had to do something." she told me, in her sweet light coral pink dress. "What did you do?" I asked. "Broke her spell. I remember a vision I had in Ohio back when I prayed for "S'mores" and us." She told me. "S'mores?" I asked. "The kitten I wanted to raise with you when we get married." She explained. "Your worth a cat named that at least, your just as sweet, Nick." She said as she hugged me. "Now let's get them and Mason back together." Jessica told me.

 This is why Kristen was still in the house 3 hours later, because Jessica kept locking her in her room and hiding her stuff so she would finally go and talk to him, Mason and Leighanne had talked to Brian and I to find out what happened, and AJ ended up babysitting all the kids, while Howie work his show and on his dancing and singing skills for his tour.

  Howie got home, I grabbed him and took him out to the gargage. "We need to talk D." I told him. "Now, tell me what happened with you and Kelly and what Jessica has said about her to you." I told him. He told me, then he asked, "Why?".

"It's simple, Howie," I told him, she is a witch and she has to leave. Jessica has been using her knowleadge from her "Super Evil Witchy" days to help us and protect us as best she can as a Christian too." I explained. "But as long as she is here, Kelly, that is, and after me and Jess. Your NOT SAFE, WE'RE NOT SAFE." I finished. I felt someone standing behind me agree, a strong and right presence like an angel from God in Heaven himself agreeing with me.

 5/26/12  10:29 and 10:30 am "Wow!" Jessica talked to Kelly, now in a purple bikini with jean applebottom shorts. "Yesterday was crazy, I heard that Kevin hates people who love to steal." Jessica told her at the beach fresh produce market near South Mailibu where we live. Near L.A. Preparing food or so Kelly thought for the pool party.

"Really?" Kelly said, "You think he would make Nick feel so out of place in that situation to notice?" Kelly asked. Jessica felt her spell come off of her from when she moved in. As Kelly noticed a possible mate of hers walking the beach; after an awesome wave.

 Then I noticed the time, she said this happened, 10:30am on the dot. Then Kevin stole Howie's cashmire T-shirts and wool top coats. "I NEED THESE TO KEEP WARM." Kevin told me. "Ok, but their Howie's." I replied. "NO, I TOOK THEM THEIR MINE." Kevin responded. "Kevin just repent of your sins again already, so Kelly can stop this. As we watched the games shows on TV and Racheal Ray, as the women were on the other side of the house taking care of the kids. Away from the pool for now.

 "Ok." Kevin said, "If you think it will work." he told me. "But I want you to stay here with me Nick, while I do it." he finished. He felt himself come out of it, and gave Howie his coats and shirts back he borrowed or stole over the years from his room. Then Kevin returned to normal. So I decided to set up another trap for Kelly.

 "Kevin stole everything!" I yelled as soon as she came into the door, "and he went to AJ's house to go get more!" I shouted to her. Kelly walked in, with a wrench from my house in hand, after she broke into AJ's house. She had gone out for shopping after the pool party. Not realizing, how upset she had made the whole house hold.

 "Hello, witch." AJ said waving to her as she came in and showing her his Bible. "Here is my magic, sex, love, and happiness sweetie cake." AJ told her. "Why are you after I and my bandies and my Best Bestie Friend that is a girl IN THE WHOLE WORLD that GOD GAVE ME AND THEM." He said firmly, on the verge of shouting with his emphasis and passion of his tone.

 "I am a witch in disguise," Kelly said. "I played a Cordy, Bad Witch of The West to your Glenda or whatever the Hell she is." Kelly said, discontented and angry."Your right, not totally sure what her destiny and postion really are, but we're getting there." Since all Kelly could see was his flash light on him that he had shown up his face like in a camp fire ghost stories. Then she saw all the people in AJ's big apartment there really was behind his big old rocking chair when Aaron hit on the lights. Everyone was hitting the palm of their hands of his fans and friends in L.A. and California ready to beat her ass.

 "You won't win, Jessica" Kelly said as she somehow managed to teleport or was teleported by someone or something out of the building before anyone could grab her. "You think you won, Nick, it's just the end of the world you all built for yoursleves and the end of the world that your God has made, soon Jesus will rule and he might not be as nice as me." Kelly said in an evil angry voice.

 Be afraid peeps, this is just the beginning of the scary part.