"Chapter 5: Are you afraid of the dark? Yes, can we have some tea now?" I wrote in my jornal really quick before we got to the radio station.

"Hello, welcome to Fanmusic radio 107.5, your #1 source for all hit soft pop music!" the DJ said. "Today we are with the Backstreet Boys!" The DJ yelled into the mircophone in the small studio. As he messed with the control panel in front of him for sounds to get the listeners rallied up.

"Now let's take a Q and A with BSB?" he told his listeners. "Now pick up your phone and dial the number..." he told the number, and I thought here we go. "Nick are you afraid of the dark?" I was being asked. "No-um-I-mean, kind of, not that afraid. I don't need a teddy bear." As the guys tried to not to laugh, Howie and AJ still managed to snicker at me a little bit. Brian was grinny corner to coner. "Very Funny." I lipped to them, like their not afraid of the dark or ghosts and things, after all the haunted and simply crazy hotels we have been at all over the place.

"Howie, do you like tea?" some lady asked. "Yes," Howie answered almost over-confidently to the point it was funny. " Yeah, and he likes it with lemon or lime and some honey, and a humidifier." fan fic jokes never get old. 'Thank God for literature.' I thought. I didn't say it was conventional, of chorse all the guys were laughing with me.

Then Kevin called in, "This is for AJ, did you have sex with a girl last night?" Kevin joked. The group said nothing for a minute. "What?" Brian asked in reply to him. "What do you think." AJ told him. "Ok, just checking." Kevin replied. "Hope you like lunch today." Then he hung up.

"Brian, have you ever had any religious dreams before?" some girl asked him. "Because I saw that new" surfering movie and the girl in thinks you do. Because it's kind of a religious movie. I am sure you probably have, can you tell us one. Brian just laughed. "Of chorse, I have. But I think everyone is meant to see what their meant to see in them and some of it is enviroment a little bit." trying to stay fair to all of our fans.

"Ok, see you later," the DJ finished with us. "That was boring," Brian said. "Let's go meet Kevin and have tea." he said almost giddy. "Kevin asked did I have sex last night." AJ was talking to me. "What do you think?" AJ asked me.

"Most of the time you do." I replied. "But Rochelle was busy with the wedding and the camera guy to photograph our publicity shoots and stuff, sometimes she can't be there." AJ continued. "You want me more instead, don't you J." I joked. We all laughed but him. He pinched me on my arm.

"HEY! Heart condition!" I told him. AJ just laughed. "Who's ha-ha-ing now, Nick?" he asked being the sweet smart ass he is. "You did." I told him. "Not you-" he paused, realizing I outsmarted him for a couple minutes, now the other 2 were laughing at him. "Your right, You did." I told him. I could always get out of it with him by doing that. I snickered, "So where we going to meet Kevin?" Brian finally asked Howie. "Some italian place that costs too much money, you guys can't eat from a grocery store can you?" He half joked.

"Hey!" Brian said. " I didn't pick it, you 2 planned all of this." Since it's almost Halloween anyways, and we're taking Nick to that haunted castle of his in Ireland, he supposedly owns." Brian said. "Brian...," Howie told him. "He does own it, it's just too cold, stoney, and big for us." he finished. "Lauren wanted to go there, so he got everyone into going there the other night with Heart online, she only caught like half the story through." Howie continued as he looked on his blackberry and cell phone for business calls and e-mails as we traveled over Switzerland to France.

Funny how they had us on an english station through. But it was a new label, Legacy. Started in the late 1990's and an upstart guiatarist and drummer, yada-yada-yada, investing, ya-da-ya-da, "washed up stars". We still have the best guerrilla market out there for boy bands that aren't teenies. Best fans too! YAY! YIPPIE! As I saw the old castle by a river, I guess we're going to Ireland, I guess Lauren didn't fall asleep when I did, I would see her later today after lunch and rehersals. Now we had to talk about everything with Kevin, and about Jessica.